Yeah, I envisioned these results going a bit differently. It is not sharp enough to be a kite liberator. The show’s legitimately about zombie space gargoyles. Right at the beginning, and since the stupid never stopped, I never put my hands down.Sawa shooting a timed explosive in a guy, and it exploding, causing a shotgun-wielding bouncer to miss his shot cuz he had doucheflesh sprayed into his eye… but still somehow having the scene be completely devoid of any entertainment whatsoever.

My heater not warming the room up even though it had been going for about three hours already, come the fuck on.Sawa’s shit aim in the office building.Note: This calculation does not include confused head tilts, me looking to my left for moral support from people who weren’t there, or squinting my eyes at the screen in a “really, you guys?” manner. Number of times I threw my hands up at the screen, like “What the fuck, are you serious right now?” Like this, except with more angry. $5 says three flavored sake shots is her limit. Kite managed to provide an authentic Japanese experience by casting a girl who I’m at least 90% certain has had sushi before. Rather than Liberator’s unconvincing “Japanese” actress, Since when were Japanese girls known for having big eyes and using those special forks you get from Panda Express? Right here is when I turned the subtitles off for good. On the other hand, Kite Liberation is all in Japanese, which nobody can even understand, making it the superior experience.

Though Kite’s dialogue is generally muffled and unclear, as it is insulting to the viewer’s intelligence when they can understand it, the sound mixing is one of the movie’s strongest points. Jackson? Or Kite Liberator, its spiritual successor? He is Dark_Sage.Ĭrymore’s been a little less than more of late, but I’m prepared to step up and break the silence by answering the question on everyone’s minds: Which is better? Kite, the classic live anime film starring Samuel L.

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